Spirituality is a henna tattoo
  That you wash off when you find something new to get into
  Standing in the field with your flashlight blinking
  ‘Cuz somebody told you the aliens were thinking they’d want you
  In the end it doesn’t really matter what you say or what you wear
  So you think Big G gives a – how you get there
  Buddhism, Communism, Hinduism,
  Health Foodism, Lennonism, Sexism
  What about your own ism
  Just get real
  Don’t be a cosmic woo woo
  Be who you are let everybody deal
  Speak with your own voice just get real
  Just get real like this
  
  When I was fifteen I made my mother rant
  ‘Cuz I joined a cult gave me words to chant to reach Heaven
  So I used them for the lotto and won big money
  They shouted you're in don’t worry honey
  This ain‘t 7-11 get in and out
  Pop psychology words don’t mean anything
  When you throw them around to be cool
  What goes around comes around
  That’s what they say
  Catholicism, Footballism, Judaism, Racism, Manism, Womanism
  What about Humanism
  
  Just get real
  Don’t be a cosmic woo woo
  Be who you are let everybody edal
  Speak with your own voice just get real
  Just get real don’t be a cosmic woo woo
  Be who you really are let everybody deal
  Speak with your own voice just get real
  Cosmic Woo Woo
  Just get real