You can read it in the papers
  In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
  But you wouldn't tell no one
  Your favorite if you could
    From the White House to the alleys
  From the President down to Long Tall Sally
  Can't live with it but
  You'll die without it - yes you would
    Senorita's in the kitchen
  She's a fistful of dynamite
  You call 911 but you
  Can't stop the fun tonite, it's alright
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  You can't start a fire without a spark
  But there's something that I guarantee
  You can't hide when infection starts
  Because love is a social disease
    Where you look you can find it
  Try to run but you're always behind it
  So you play hide and seek like a blind kid
  Till you're caught - yeah you're caught
    So you'll say that you had some
  But they took it and held it for ransom
  Were they tall, dark, skinny or
  Handsome - you won't talk
    So you telephone your doctor
  Just to see what pill to take
  You know there's no prescription
  Gonna wipe this one away
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    So full of high grade octane
  She could run the bullet train on 38 double d's
  Now you know for sure, you know the cure
  To make a blind man see