We're Ween! Ha ha ha!
  Comin' to ya!
  East coast flavor! Ha ha!
    Uhh...
  Alright, this is called "Mister Richard Smoker" by Ween...
  1, 2, 3, 4!
    Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
    Mister richard smoker, you're a poopy poker
  Chardonnay & cocaine in the spa
  Pantyhose and Aqua-Net
  Little boys on crystal meth
  Tonight we'll tango in the street
  You eat dark meat
    Mister richard smoker, you're a chicken choker
  Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out
  Pantyhose and Aqua-Net
  Smoking menthol cigarettes
  Tonight we'll tango in the street
  You eat dark meat
    Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
  Yeah!
    You eat dark meat
  Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
    Mister richard smoker, you're an Ono Yoker
  Cognac and black coffee with the boys
  Dancin' in your buster browns
  Whirlin' to the techno sounds
  Your hands are wet, your hair is slick
  You smoke big dick
    Mister richard smoker, you're a velvet coker
  Bruce and Geoff will pick you up at ten
  Friday night, dancin' in the city
  Friday night, gotta look pretty
  Tonight we'll tango in the street
  You eat dark meat
    Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! Yeah!
  Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! Whoa!
  Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! Hey!
  Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!
    Out of fuckin' control here tonight, huh? I'll tell ya!