I don't wanna wear that
  It only makes me look fat
  Time to tone my thighs-- gotta lose another size, yeah!
  What a way to wanna be
    Exfoliate--look great!
  Feel guilty 'bout what you ate
  You're buyin' all the books--
  to learn the latest looks, yeah
  What a way to wanna be
    We like to buy, we like to spend,
  to keep up with the latest trend
  But we don't get no satisfaction
  living like a slave to fashion
  No more thinking for yourself,
  just get it off a shelf
    [Chorus:]
  Oh--oh, why be perfect--no--oh,
  it's not worth it
  Don't be so obsessed--c'mon give it a rest
  This is not some contest--just do your best
  'Cause no--oh body's perfect!
  What a way to wanna be
    Moisturize, exercise, erase the
  rings around your eyes
  Cover what you can,
  get a Coppertone tan, yeah
  What a way to wanna be!
    Stabilize the mood you're in--
  you're back on diet food again
  Bigger is the best, but only
  in the chest, yeah!
  What a way to wanna be
    We like to buy, we like to spend,
  to keep up with the latest trend
  But we don't get no satisfaction
  living like a slave to fashion
  No more thinking for yourself,
  just get it off a shelf
    [Repeat Chorus]
    It's so very--unnecessary
  Yeah, how insane--to be so vain
  It's so synthetic--I just don't get it
  I don't get it, baby, yeah, yeah
    Don't be so obsessed--c'mon give it a rest
  This is not some contest--just do your best
  'Cause no--oh body's perfect!
    (Ooooohhhhhh)
    Oh, no--oh body's perfect
  No--oh, it's not worth it
  Don't be so obsessed
  (No--oh body's perfect)
  This is not some contest
  (No--oh body's perfect)
  Perfect! What a way to wanna be