I'm starting to notice all of these tails on people I know
  And they weren't there over an hour ago
  My ears are ringing with the sound of squeaking
  And I swear I may be the very last man on earth
  I smell a rat
  I smell a slew of them
  Skittering around the ceiling and the ground
  And its not myself
  So it must be everybody else
  I smell a rat
  Board the doors, I'm staying in tonight
  Won't give in, give up, without a fight
  Pick up an axe
  Its time to fight for my life
  I've got no one to come home to